The Dark Side Of OZ
or, A Girl and Her Dog
SCENE TIME DESCRIPTION LYRICS MUSIC
1 0:00:07 Third roar of the MGM Lion begins start the CD  
2 0:01:55 Fade-in on Dorothy and Toto running home   Breathe: perfect theme music
3 0:02:41 Dorothy holds chick up to her cheek Don't be afraid to care  
4 0:02:49 Aunt Em turns and scampers away from Dorothy Leave  
5 0:02:55 Aunt Em turns to look at Dorothy Look around  
6 0:03:00 Dorothy walks away   Choose your own ground  
7 0:03:09 Hunk hurts his hand with hammer, cries And tears you'll cry  
8 0:03:18 Dorothy touches Zeke's arm All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be  
9 0:03:22 Zeke goes away, gets back to work Run rabbit, run  
10 0:03:44 Hunk hits his hand again Another one  
11 0:03:48 Dorothy steps onto sty fence Long you'll live and high you'll fly  
12 0:03:54 Dorothy is balanced on sty fence Balanced on the biggest wave  
13 0:04:08 Dorothy loses balance; falls off sty fence Race towards an early grave ... On the Run begins  
14 0:04:22 Zeke rescues Dorothy On the Run: perfect theme music  
15 0:04:28 Aunt Em enters, scolds farmhands Airport announcements nearly sync with Aunt Em speaking  
16 0:05:55 Dorothy sings "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high" On the Run: "Live for today, gone tomorrow"  
17 0:06:30 Toto's tail wags in time to the music On the Run  
18 0:07:05 Dorothy swings around towards Toto  Music matches perfectly as sound effect  
19 0:07:32 Storm clouds brewing Music sounds like thunder  
20 0:07:57 Dorothy turns to look at Toto Time begins; bells ring  
21 0:08:02 Miss Gulch enters riding bicycle Bells ring  
22 0:08:21 Uncle Henry waves paintbrush in sync with bell    
23 0:08:32 Gate hits Miss Gulch's bum Base note reverberates  
         
24 0:08:38 Miss Gulch and Toto sequence: Ideal theme music Instrumental  
         
25 0:10:22 Miss Gulch pedals away with Toto Kicking around  
         
26 0:10:30 Toto's head pops out of basket, he looks around, escapes Waiting for someone or something to show you the way  
         
27 0:10:38 Dorothy sits on bedroom floor crying, Toto returns Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain  
         
28 0:10:51 Dorothy has look of startled realization And then one day you find . . .    
         
29 0:10:58 Dorothy reaches for her suitcase No one told you when to run  
         
30 0:11:06 Dissolve to a girl and her dog on the road Time: Guitar solo begins, perfect theme music  
         
31 0:11:24 Professor Marvel's wagon reads "Past, Present and Future" Dude . . . the name of the friggin' song is, like ... "Time"!  
         
32 0:12:44 Professor Marvel walks behind Dorothy   Racing around to come up behind you again  
         
33 0:12:53 Dorothy sits beneath skull Shorter of breath, one day closer to death  
         
34 0:13:20 Professor Marvel looks at photo of Aunt Em, who is at home worried about Dorothy  Hanging on in quiet desperation  
         
35 0:13:48 Dorothy is amazed that Professor Marvel sees her farm in his crystal ball  Home, home again  
         
36 0:14:06 Dorothy realizes how worried about her absence Aunt Em is When I come home cold and tired  
         
37 0:14:35 Professor Marvel's words convince Dorothy to return home Hear the softly-spoken magic spell  
         
38 0:15:18 Farmhands panic as tornado approaches I am not frightened of dying  
         
39 0:15:29 Aunt Em calls for Dorothy, tornado gets closer Why should I be afraid to die? There's no  reason for it ...  
         
40 0:15:47 Storm becomes more fierce; horses run away Scene changes on drumbeat, Clare Torry's vocal begins: perfect theme music
         
41 0:16:09 Dorothy kicks gate on drumbeat    
         
42 0:16:48 Dorothy kicks storm cellar door on drumbeat    
         
43 0:17:04 Dorothy is knocked unconscious by flying window Music mood changes, more dreamlike  
         
44 0:18:47 House falls downward Music matches perfectly  
         
45 0:19:02 House settles to ground Music becomes much quieter, fades to silence  
         
46 0:19:29 Dorothy opens door, sees land of Oz in color Money: "Ka-ching!"  
         
47 0:21:11 Good Witch Glinda's flying bubble appeears Do goody-good bullshit  
         
48 0:21:20 Glinda's bubble comes in for a landing First-class traveling set, and I think I need a Learjet  
         
49 0:21:28 Bubble dissolves, revealing Glinda Saxophone solo begins  
         
50 0:23:47 Dorothy gestures in time with the music   Guitar solo
         
51 0:23:56 Munchkin leaps in time to music, all Munchkins dance in time to music  
         
52 0:25:22 Munchkin soldiers march in time to the music    
         
53 0:27:35 Munchkin ballerinas dance in time to the music    
         
54 0:28:08 Lollypop Guild toughs jerk in time to the music    
         
55 0:28:53 Dorothy and Munchkins move, with soldiers, from one side of town square to the other   Generals sat, and the lines on the map, move from side to side  
         
56 0:29:06 Wicked Witch of the West (dressed in black) appears Black . . .   
         
57 0:29:10 Cut to Dorothy in blue dress . . . and blue  
         
58 0:29:21 Good Witch Glinda tells Dorothy who the Wicked Witch is Who knows which is which  
         
59 0:29:37 Wicked Witch at top of stairs raises broomstick up Up . . . up . . . up . . .   
         
60 0:29:44 Wicked Witch goes down stairs, lowers broomstick, stoops to grab ruby slippers  . . . and down . . . down . . . down  
         
61 0:29:51 Ruby slippers disappear, dead witch withers away And in the end  
         
62 0:30:00 Witch turns around, goes back up stairs, Dorothy turns her feet around to see slippers on her feet  Round and round and round  
         
62.5 0:30:12 Glinda whispers to Dorothy It's a battle of words  
         
         
62.52 0:30:26 Glinda brandishes her wand to protect Dorothy ... with the gun  
         
62.53 0:30:30 Wicked Witch points at Dorothy There's room for you inside  
         
63 0:32:09 Dorothy looks down Down, down, down  
         
64 0:32:15 Glinda dissolves back into her bubble, flies off And out, out, out  
         
65 0:32:39 Dorothy is holding Toto With . . .  
         
66 0:32:49 Dorothy puts Toto down Without . . . and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?  
         
66.5 0:33:14 Munchkins make way for Dorothy on Yellow Brick Road Out of the way  
         
67 0:36:46 Scarecrow is sitting on grass, rolls onto the path    
         
68 0:37:05 Scarecrow begins to dance to music    
         
69 0:37:20 Scarecrow sings, dances to music, sits on the path The lunatic is on the grass . . .
got to keep the loonies on the path
 
         
70 0:38:46 Dorothy and Scarecrow dance in step to music    
         
71 0:39:11 Scene changes to apple orchard You make the change  
         
72 0:39:42 Talking tree shouts at Dorothy Thunder in your ear ... You shout  
         
73 0:40:38 Dorothy raps on Tin Man's foot and leg in time to music    
         
73.5 0:41:08 Dorothy touches Tin Man's arm, looks at Scarecrow All that you touch, and all that you see  
         
73.51 0:41:16 Dorothy and Scarecrow lovingly save Tin Man from rust by giving him oil  All that you love ... all you save, and all that you give  
         
74 0:42:30 Tin Man explains that he has no heart, Dorothy raps on his empty chest, then listens  We hear the heartbeat  
         
75 0:44:10 Tin Man shouts in pain, his knee is still rusted We hear Clare Torry "scream"  
         
76 0:44:22 Tin Man begins to dance in time to the music    
         
77 0:45:04 Tin Man sways to the music    
         
78 0:45:38 Dorothy asks Tin Man to join them so the Wizard can give him a heart  Don't be afraid to care  
         
79 0:45:51 They look around to see Wicked Witch on rooftop Look around  
         
79.5 0:45:58 Cut to closeup of Witch with her broom High you'll fly  
         
79.51 0:46:14 Scarcrow tries to run from Witch's fireball Run, rabbit, run  
         
80 0:46:29 Witch vanishes from rooftop, done tormenting Our Heroes (for now)  When at last the work is done  
         
81 0:46:36 Scarecrow sitting down, Dorothy helps him get up Don't sit down  
         
82 0:46:54 Cut to close-up of Judy Garland Race towards an early grave  
         
83 0:49:56 Cowardly Lion laughs, mocking Tin Man We hear laughter  
         
84 0:52:55 They skip in time to the music    
         
85 0:53:30 Pan to see Witch's hourglass Dude . . . the name of the friggin' song is, like, Time"!  
         
86 0:53:42 Witch mixes potion to create poppyfield Always time to kill today  
         
87 0:54:00 Dissolve from crystal ball to poppyfield Guitar solo begins  
         
88 0:55:27 They were running You run and you run  
         
89 0:55:32 Toto has fallen asleep from the poppies But it's sinking  
         
90 0:55:48 Cowardly Lion falls down as if dead Shorter of breath, one day closer to death  
         
91 0:56:02 It seems the Witch has foiled their plan Plans that either come to naught  
         
92 0:56:10 Scarecrow and Tin Man, desperate, call out for help Hanging on in quiet desperation  
         
93 0:56:42 Glinda's snow awakens Dorothy and Lion Home, home again  
         
94 0:57:08 Fire-like light appears in crystal ball Fire  
         
95 0:57:13 Dissolve from Witch's castle to poppyfield Far away, across the field  
         
95.5 0:57:17 Our Heroes seem beckoned towards their goal ... calls the faithful  
         
96 0:58:20 Gatekeeper seems to lip-sync Why should I be afraid to die?  
         
97 0:58:42 Dorothy points to words on sign in time to music    
         
98 1:01:12 Scene changes as music changes    
         
99 1:02:23 Witch appears in sky, causing panic Money begins  
         
100 1:03:05 Guard bars entry to Wizard Get away  
         
101 1:03:50 Mood of music matches Lion's as he sings and gestures, sometimes to the beat  Money  
         
102 1:07:36 Dorothy cries because Guard has refused to let her see Wizard It's a crime  
         
103 1:10:25 Shot of the Wizard Us . . .    
         
104 1:10:32 Cut to Our Heroes . . . and them  
         
105 1:10:46 Cut to closeup of Tin Man We're only ordinary men. Me . . .    
         
106 1:11:06 Tin Man retreats, Scarecrow comes forward . . . and you  
         
107 1:11:33 Cowardly Lion comes forward, then faints onto floor 'Forward' he cried . . . and the front flank died  
         
108 1:11:47 Wizard's flames shoot into air Generals ...  
         
109 1:11:49  Dorothy sits down on floor  ... sat  
         
110 1:11:52 Lion comes to ... moved from side to side  
         
111 1:12:30 Lion runs, leaps up and out of window Up ...    
         
112 1:12:35 Fade in on Haunted Forest ... and down ...  
         
113 1:12:49 Pan to sign reading "I'd turn back if I were you!" ... it's only round and round ... and round  
         
113.5 1:13:07 Our heroes read the sign Haven't you heard, it's a battle of words  
         
114 1:13:18 Scarecrow has a gun ... the man with the gun ...  
         
115 1:14:35 Music changes as Flying Monkeys take to the air    
         
116 1:15:02 Flying Monkeys descend upon Our Heroes Down ... down ... down ...  
         
117 1:15:07 Our Heroes run out of camera frame, pursued by Monkeys ... and out ... out ... out  
         
118 1:15:22 Monkeys scatter Scarecrow's straw ... there's a lot of it about  
         
119 1:15:34 Monkey grabs Toto, flies away With . . .    
         
120 1:15:41 Scarecrow is without his straw, Our Heroes are left without Dorothy and Toto  . . . without  
         
121 1:15:50 Wicked Witch now has Toto back Who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?  
         
122 1:16:07 Witch puts Toto into basket Out of the way  
         
123 1:17:53 Witch grabs hourglass Music changes  
         
124 1:20:36 Winkie Guards march on path Got to keep the Loonies on the path  
         
125 1:20:50 Our Heroes discuss entering the castle The lunatics are in my hall  
         
126 1:21:23 Lion turns away to go down hill If there is no room upon the hill  
         
127 1:21:37 Cut to Our Heroes looking at castle gate I'll see you on the dark side  
         
128 1:22:03 Our Heroes fight Winkie Guards, change into their uniforms,
then we see the Tin Man raise spear blade 
You raise the blade, you make the change  
         
129 1:22:55 Our Heroes enter castle disguised I'll see you on the dark side  
         
130 1:24:00 Dorothy embraces Our Heroes who have rescued her And all that you touch  
         
131 1:24:14 Cut to close-up of Witch All that you hate, all you mistrust  
         
132 1:24:35 Another close-up of Witch And all you destroy  
         
133 1:24:50 Our Heroes run from Winkie Guards And everyone you fight  
         
134 1:24:55 Our Heroes escape out the door And all that is gone  
         
135 1:26:26 Witch begins melting We hear heartbeat  
         
136 1:28:24 Toto pulls open Wizard's curtain Breathe  
         
137 1:28:30 Wizard turns, fears his secret is known Don't be afraid  
         
138 1:28:38 Wizard closes curtain Leave  
         
139 1:28:44 Dorothy opens curtain, Wizard looks around Look around  
         
140 1:31:44 Wizard gives Tin Man heart-shaped clock Live for today, gone tomorrow  
         
141 1:33:42 Dissolve to Wizard's balloon, cheering crowd Time: alarm bells ring  
         
142 1:36:18 Glinda arrives, Dorothy hopes she can help her get home Waiting for someone . . . to show you the way  
         
143 1:36:37 Tin Man's clock enters frame Always time  
         
144 1:36:40 Dorothy comes to realize that there's no place like home And then one day you find . . . no one told you  
         
145 1:38:30 Glinda moves behind Dorothy Come up behind you again  
         
146 1:38:42 Dorothy clicks her heels in time to the music    
         
146.5 1:38:46 Slow zoom in on Judy Garland, her eyes are closed One day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter ...  
         
147 1:39:13 Fade-in on Dorothy, no longer in Oz The time is gone  
         
148 1:39:16 Dorothy is murmuring "There's no place like home" Thought I'd something more to say  
         
149 1:39:37 Dorothy realizes that she is back home Home, home again  
         
150 1:40:15 Farmhands kneel beside Dorothy's bed, she points to each of them  Calls the faithful to their knees  
         
151 1:40:20 Everyone listens as Dorothy relates her story, and the words that returned her home  Hear the softly-spoken magic spell  
         
152 1:41:09 Fade-in on "The End" And I am not frightened of dying  
         
153 1:41:34 Fade to Black Great Gig in the Sky begins